Here is something to laugh at… From a sub on FetLife

I had the pleasure of receiving this message from a sub who literally can’t get enough of My beauty.   This story was so funny that I simply have to share it with you all.  So read below (with all its grammatical errors):

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Dear Mistress Vengeance,
i would like to thank you for accepting my friend request. Since, i have not been able to stop thinking of you.i am infatuated by your look, beautiful face, powerful physique, attitude, and that look in your eyes. Just from looking at you it is evident that, you are strong and a no bull-shit lady.
For some reason, please don’t laugh, as i’m serious, as i look at your photos, i can’t stop thinking of you, beating the shit out of my wife.
LOL, i know, it sounds crazy but, i can’t stop thinking about it. Many different scenarios but most go like this:
You are at my home, sitting on a chair in the living room. You are dressed in a tight leather mini-skirt, (or workout wear or your short-shorts) black nylons and tight blouse. Your legs are crossed and you are looking down at me, kneeling before you, on the floor, with my pants down around my ankles. You are instructing me on the correct way to lace your boots. You correct me, over and over about the placement of the laces and size of the knot, telling me, “If you want to be my boot-boy, it is important the laces be done correctly”. Each time a boot is not laced to your liking, i am, slapped, progressively harder with each mistake. Occasionally, you look at my penis. You grin, as you place the toe of one boot under and softly kick my penis up.
Suddenly, my wife walks in. She was not due home from work for hours. She starts yelling and screaming, swearing at you and i. You just look over at her and smile, not acknowledging her, in any other way. Still, on my knees, i start to get up. You slap me and say “I didn’t give you permission to get up”. i return to my knees. You, put your finger under my chin and raise my chin up, looking directly into my eyes, you tell me to masturbate slowly, but not to release, until you give permission.
With my hand softly around my penis, i slowly begin stroking myself. You nob your head, at me, in approval. Reaching into your purse, you get a cigarette, sit back and light up, as you watch me masturbate for you. You say, “Look at how hard your cock is, no one has ever gotten you, this hard before, have they?”
My wife really goes into orbit and yells, “NO Smoking, in my house”. You just sit and smile. As you continue to smoke, you tap my head, with your finger, signaling me to open my mouth to receive the ashes from your cigarette. As you finish, you tap my head once more, you deposit the butt on my tongue and slowly push my mouth closed with your hand.
You now, turn to my wife and tell her, she’s been very entertaining but, we’ve heard enough and it’s time she leave. She gets even more upset, her face red and her body shaking as she swears at you. Once more, you tell her, she’d better leave. She only gets more upset and more vocal, about how “this is her house and she is not going anywhere”. As you smile and begin to stand, you say “Well, too bad, I guess there is no other way”.
With a smile, you just walking up to her and punch her right in the face. Bang. She stumbles back a few steps and you pop her again, square in the face. Knocking her down on her ass. She sits, on the floor, with a surprised and stupid look on her face, and cries, holding her bloody nose, you stand over her and laugh. You put your booted foot on her in the chest, knocking her flat to the ground and then, with your high heeled boot on her chest. You stand tall, flexing your biceps, making a muscles, like a body builder or champion boxer.
After letting her lay on the carpet for a minute, you bend over, grab her by her hair and pull back up, to a sitting position. You stand over her, with your hands on your hips, laughing. She sits, on the floor dazed and half conscious. You turn to me, tell me to stop masturbating and get a cold wet towel from the bathroom.
Quickly, returning with the towel, i see my wife’s nose crooked and bleeding, her face starting to turn black and blue and eyes starting to swell. Leaning over, you take the towel and wipe blood from her ace, as it runs from her nose. You talk softly to her, as she sits and cries. You continue to talk kindly to her, holding the cold towel on her nose, softly rubbing her back, reassuring her everything will be all-right. After some time passes, you help her to her feet, she is still very unstable and her legs are wobbly. You stand in front of her and place your hands under her armpits and help her stand up straight. You look her, right in her eyes, and smile as you hold your right and left arms up, in from of her face, flexing your muscles.
You look her in the eyes, smile and put your left hand under her chin lifting her face, at the same time you start winding your right arm, clock-wise, around like a wind mill. As her blurry eyes start to focus on your spinning right hand, you punch her in the side of the head with your left fist. As she starts to slump over again, you grab her hair, with your left hand, and while holding her head up, and your right arm still spinning around like a wind mill, you hit her hard, squarely under the chin with your right fist. So hard, it lifts her off her feet. Her eyes roll back in her head as her hair flies straight back, from the force, like in the cartoons. Down she goes. Knocked out cold. You stand over her, jumping up and down, laughing and flexing your arms, yelling wake-up, wake-up.
LOL, You grab her by her hair and bang her head on the floor, as you are saying, “I have some more for you, wake up”. You release her hair, letting her head drop, with a thud, back to the floor. With your hands on your hips, laughing, you say “Some people just have to be taught respect the hard way”.
Thats one fantasy, i have thinking of you.

i think of several different scenarios of you, they all end the same way, you just beating the shit of of her. Some times i think of you with your left arm wrapped around her neck, holding her head tight. You start punching her in the face with your right fist. Over and over, bam, bam, bam, with a giant smile on your face. Or, you are wearing boxing gloves, you have her backed up against a wall. You are standing in front of her, punching her face with both fists, Right-left-right-left, like a boxer hitting a speed bag. With each hit the back of her head snaps back and hits the wall, as it bounces off, you hit her with your other fist. Over and over. but not hitting hard enough to knock her out, you are just punishing her. You just keep hitting her over and over, like she is, your human punching bag. When you are done, you put your left fist under her chin, lifting her head up, You take a step up and punch her hard in the nose. DOWN, she goes, out cold.

You are an amazingly strong looking and beautiful woman, please forgive, if i am out of line. i can only imagine what you think of all that and what you must think of me.

Respectfully,
jeff