My version of the “12 Days of Christmas”, Kinktastic!

On the First Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  A subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Second Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me;
  2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Third Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  3 Gift cards sent, 2 vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  4 Urethral Sounds, 3 Gift cards sent, 2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  5 GOLDEN SHOWERS, 4 Urethral Sounds, 3 Gift cards sent, 2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  6 sissies sucking, 5 GOLDEN SHOWERS, 4 Urethral Sounds, 3 Gift cards sent, 2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  7 bitches rimming, 6 sissies sucking, 5 GOLDEN SHOWERS, 4 Urethral Sounds, 3 Gift cards sent, 2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who dinks his own pee…
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  8 subs-a-milking, 7 bitches rimming, 6 sissies sucking, 5 GOLDEN SHOWERS, 4 Urethral Sounds, 3 Gift cards sent, 2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  9 slaves-a-dancing, 8 subs-a-milking, 7 bitches rimming, 6 sissies sucking, 5 GOLDEN SHOWERS, 4 Urethral Sounds, 3 Gift cards sent, 2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  10 creeps-a-creeping, 9 slaves-a-dancing, 8 subs-a-milking, 7 bitches rimming, 6 sissies sucking, 5 GOLDEN SHOWERS, 4 Urethral Sounds, 3 Gift cards sent, 2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  11 soggy diapers, 10 creeps-a-creeping, 9 slaves-a-dancing, 8 subs-a-milking, 7 bitches rimming, 6 sissies sucking, 5 GOLDEN SHOWERS, 4 Urethral Sounds, 3 Gift cards sent, 2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee…
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My subbie gave to Me:
  12 Hearts-a-drumming, 11 soggy diapers, 10 creeps-a-creeping, 9 slaves-a-dancing, 8 subs-a-milking, 7 bitches rimming, 6 sissies sucking, 5 GOLDEN SHOWERS, 4 Urethral Sounds, 3 Gift cards sent, 2 Vampire gloves, and a subbie who drinks his own pee!!! 

Merry fucking Christmas!!